The power to change your mind

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Imortality.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!