the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!