The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!