power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to peak braille

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!