The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to shit cellulose

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!