The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to piss lava.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Steel kidneys

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to shit cellulose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!