The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to potato.

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The power to look into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!