The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!