the ability to shit active helicopters

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!