The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!