The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to die in one second

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to bleed

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!