The power to procrast ....

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to die....

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to fart snot

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!