Melting

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to die at will

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to swim on land

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!