The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to see through air.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to come second in any race

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!