The power to eat food

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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Poop

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!