the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!