The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to not be funny

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to die....

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to swim on land

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!