The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!