The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to nit propely

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!