The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!