the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The Power to be aqua man

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Batman

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!