The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!