The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!