The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!