The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to understand myspace

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power to speak in Braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!