the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!