The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The Power to be aqua man

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!