The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to see through glass

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to never finish your sente

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!