The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to think of a funny power

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!