Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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the power to speak morse code .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!