The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to rot food at will.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to vote

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to not know your super power

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!