The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to STFU!

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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to wash cloths when they are washing

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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the power to attract bullets.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!