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The power to make cats burp.
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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself
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The power to die, but only when you're dead.
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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want
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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"
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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse
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The power of night vision, but only during the day.
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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.
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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.
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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK
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The power to become helpless at will.
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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.
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The ability to sense cheese.
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the power to hear whats going on in your ear
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The power to turn into a plant cell
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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will
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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.
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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!
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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry
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The power of love
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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.
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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time
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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.
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the power to stop your addiction to placebos
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!