The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power rangers

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!