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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to grammar.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!