The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to annoy people

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!