the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Steel kidneys

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!