Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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the power to predict the past

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!