The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Imortality.

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The power to understand irony.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!