The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!