the ability to enjoy school

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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Poop

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to fart at will.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!