the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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the power to never get spam

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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to be bradley

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to go back in time but never go forward

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!