The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to have no powers.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!