Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to change your urine to any color

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i like pie.

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to see through horses

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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Melting

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!