The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!