The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!