The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!