the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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the power to die at will

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!