the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to potato.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The ability to blow strawberries

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!