The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to make body fat go away

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!