the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!